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VIGOSS FACTS

Vigoss does not heal at the fountain. He waits.

Vigoss can play a 60 minutes game for 20.

When MYM|H4nn1- goes to sleep, he checks for Vigoss in the closet.

When SK watched one of Vigoss' replays, they decided to forfeit just to be on the safe side.

It is rumoured that Vigoss is very strong 1v1. Unfortunately, there are no survivors to confirm this.

Once, scientists made a study on the main causes for suicides among gamers. The results were: 1. Mom and dad punished their child not to play WoW one month. 2. Playing more than one game against Vigoss. 3. My teammates were noobs!

If, by some paradox of time and space, Vigoss plays against himself, Vigoss will win. Period.

If you have 1000 gold and Vigoss has 1000 gold, he has more gold than you.

Vigoss does not kill Roshan. He just stares him to death, breaks the Aegis because he doesn't need it, and gives the cheese to the enemy. After all, it's always more fun if they die slower.

You don't gang Vigoss. You just give him more gold from hero kills.

Vigoss can dodge Chain Lightning. Without moving.

LightOfHeaven is just another account of Vigoss - he uses it for casual, relax games.

Once, SK.Loda decided to play 1v1 against Vigoss. It took him only three weeks to get a hold on himself and stop crying.

Ice Frog made a special, customized version of dota especially for Vigoss. In the menu, he replaced "stop", "attack", "move" and "patrol" with "kill", "farm", "help teammates" and "destroy base".

Sometimes, Vigoss allows the enemy players to kill him, just to give them some hope. Unfortunately, it never works.

In one of these instances, when he decided to let the enemy team kill him, he had to chase all five of them to their fountain. It became a real problem, when the fountain was so scared that it forgot to attack. When they saw this, they forfeited the game.

Once, Vigoss sent an illusion to scout the enemy base. It almost destroyed the World Tree.

Vigoss can hook himself with Butcher - from maximum range. In fog of war.

Vigoss doesn't have to lasthit creeps. They die out of sheer respect.

According to legend, once the world's strongest players challenged Vigoss to play against them, controlling five different heroes on his own. He never did it again, claiming that it was too easy.

Never, ever, watch replays from Vigoss - you can't do what he does.

If you leave from a game against Vigoss, you are not a leaver. It's just common sense.

Vigoss does not get stunned. The stun gets Vigossed.

Once, Vigoss decided to play in the finals of MYM Prime defending blindfolded. He made only three triple kills. Later on, people accused him of using headphones. He apologized.

If Vigoss had a little sister, she would be better at dota than you are.

Vigoss isn't God, but God isn't Vigoss either.

Vigoss can maim with yasha.

When Vigoss picks up rune, it lasts for the whole game.

Vigoss doesn't need warcraft to play dota.

Vigoss can see the chat of the opponents.

Vigoss doesn’t need mana.

Vigoss can blink in fog of war.

When the allies of Vigoss kill Roshan, he doesn’t drop cheese. It’s automatically transfered to Vigoss’s secret inventory slot.

When Vigoss buys Kelen’s, it’s not Dagger of Escape – it’s Dagger of Attack.

In the morning, Vigoss gets up, eats breakfast, wins MYM Prime Defending and a couple of other tournaments, then he goes for a walk in the park.

Once upon a time, Vigoss made Burize and MKB with Zeus and the enemy players laughed at him. They stopped laughing when he began to crit them.

Originally, the item Aegis of the Immortal was named Aegis of the Vigoss. They decided it would be too imba, nerfed it and changed the name.

Rumour has it that Vigoss has a microchip in his brain, which allows him to give telepathic commands to his PC.
When they asked Vigoss about these rumours, he laughed and said “I don’t need a microchip to do this.”

Vigoss receives money from leading hardware companies, as he is the second main cause for damaged keyboards after spilled coffee.

Vigoss can kill a dead hero.

Vigoss is so fast, he can run around the whole map and hit himself in the back.

Vigoss is so good that his skill often causes paradoxes, leaving scientists baffled. Because of this, they created a special branch of physics, called “Vigossdynamics”. We already wrote some of its principles, here are the others:
Vigoss, multiplied by time, equals destruction.
Vigoss, divided by games played, equals N gallons of gamer tears.
The fabric of the time-space continuum can only sustain one Vigoss (barely).
Vigoss, multiplied by zero, equals Vigoss, because nothing can nerf Vigoss.
Vigoss, multiplied by infinity, equals Vigoss, because nothing is bigger than Vigoss.
The whole is greater than the sum of its parts. However, if Vigoss is one of the parts, he is greater than the whole.
The damage, dealt by Vigoss in a battle, amounts to infinity plus one.
According to Newton’s Law, every action has an equal by strength and opposite by direction reaction. Vigoss proved this wrong, because when he attacks someone, there is never a reaction. Dead heroes don’t react.
Vigoss can divide by zero.
Vigoss has counted to infinity – twice.

Bill Gates owes Vigoss money.

Vigoss does not play dota – he IS dota.

Vigoss always plays in -wtf mode. After the game, his enemies can only say “WTF?!?!”

Vigoss is the reason why SA always stays hidden.

Vigoss eats the World Tree with a tango, not to mention what happens if he’s playing vs. Treant Protector :/

There is no ‘Attackl’ button on Vigoss screen. Vigoss is always in Attack mode.

Vigoss beat the Frozen Throne in a staring contest.

Vigoss doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

To make the game more balanced IceFrog decided that from now on Dagger of escape can not be used by Pudge,Veng and Vigoss.

Once Kanga from TeG went to gang Vigoss while he was farming in the forest.Kanga never came back. (Some older players might understand this^^)

Vigoss has a pet – Mirana’s Frostsaber.

Scientists have found that if Vigoss dies in DotA more than 10 times the World will come to an end.

You wonder why there aren’t any Orcs,Trolls,Night Elfs etc. in our realm ?! Vigoss vanquished them all.

When u play in game vs Vigoss [1v5 ofc] all players in game bow infront of their monitors against their will

If u dare to leave a game even once when u play vs Vigoss he press DEL and u go to visit Doom Bringer

There is a asterism called Vigoss

when vigoss catch HASTE rune in the water his ms = 533

Vigoss is still angry at IceFrog cuz he lied about “The divine rapier was granted by God himslef to the rebels in the war of the magi.” ; the truth is that Vigoss gave it to them…

When you click on Vigoss to see his inventory, fatal error occurs.

Vigoss doesn’t need the map version when he sees replays because replays see Vigoss.

Vigoss once last hit with Techies.- The Lord God

Using Guinsoo's Scythe of Vyse's hex on Vigoss doesn't turn him into a sheep; it just turns him on.- Musik

Vigoss once sold Quelling Blade.- TehPwnr

When Vigoss uses Forcestaff on himself, he doesn't force himself forth, he forces the map back.- SlashStrike

Vigoss gets Wand charges from his own spells.- SlashStrike

Vigoss buys Hand of Midas, and wins.- SlashStrike

Vigoss can dominate Roshan with HotD. - TehPwnr

Merlini tried to juke vigoss, but the trees moved out of fear. - Black.Rose

Vigoss can stack orbs effects. - Royal_Naga

Vigoss CAN attack Roshan from there. - The Clown

Vigoss doesnt get lag, he gets bullet time. - LostFlip

Compilation by turtle.slayer:

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vigoss can crit while phased . pudge was once a beautifull creature. then he tried hooking vigoss, vigoss ran willingly into hook. pudge got dragged to vigoss. the rest is too brutal to state (and might get me banned on playdota) cp6uja_ tried banning vigoss from the forums, and failed miserably. Serbians are to this day still afraid to leave their fountain. vigoss can amuse axe. vigoss dated qop for a brief time, then dumped her. she was too conservative in bed. vigoss is ABLE to target buildings during the first night, vigoss hunts and kills balanar, solo. weird thing is balanar is actually on his team. vigoss can win with ducky on his team vigoss never dies in -ardm. never.

Michael jackson did not bleach himself....he played against vigoss. - F(Black|Heart)

Vigoss had survived 10 nukes from his backtrack.
Without taking even 1 level of backtrack.

Vigoss has 7 inventory slots.

Vigoss can use Thundergod's Wrath. To observers.

Once upon a time ,there were 3 guys,who decide to attack Vigoss.2 off them died trying to stun him.The 3rd guy didn't know what to do : attack him or run away.Then Vigoss turned to him and told him "Don't you know who I am?". The 3rd guy lied down , pretending to be dead.

Vigoss played as an observer once, the game announcer told "The observer has won the game" - Auto_kill

Vigoss once played with 10 seconds delay. He won in 10 seconds. -Milkyboi

Compilation by DragoonS

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Sentinel towers uproot and run when Vigoss enters their sight. Even if he is on their side. Wrath of Nature never ends when Vigoss uses Furion. Vigoss' Earthshaker has a subskill - Beforeshock. Vigoss removes all dummy units. Only dummies ingame are Vigoss' enemies. Icefrog once implemented -av (antivigoss) mode. This is why we dont and wont know his face. Eul once fought against Vigoss. Since then, his scepter is self-targetable. Vigoss once passed through the Wall of Replica. Dendi was born.

Vigoss can gain 1337 charges with his wand.

Compilation by Kenshiro:

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When ZSMJ farmed 720 creeps in a game, vigoss said : "Nice job you've done my padawan. Soon, 720 heroes in a game like me you'll farm." When vigoss picks Potm, the second skill isn't "Elune's Arrow" ; it's "OMG-100%-accuracy-Arrow". When vigoss picks Sven, his ultimate isn't "God's Strength" ; it's "Myself's Strength". Linken's Sphere doesn't block vigoss. "Fog of war" isn't an expression created by Clausewitz to describe the chaos and the uncertainty of the situation in military operations ; it was created to describe the unseen part of the map from where an undetected and eventually successful gank from vigoss comes from. When vigoss was a toddler, his first word was "gank". Why are there trees in DotA ? It's to hide all vigoss' successful ganks from the other still alive enemy heroes. Otherwise, they would be all VIGOSSHOCKED.

Another compilation by turtle.slayer!

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the fear of getting ganked is far more efficient that the gank itself. unless u are playing against vigoss, in either case u are screwed. babyknight said that the only solution to a strong trilane, is a stronger trilane , or a vigoss. you would think u feel safe when u are playing mirana standing next to ur tower,leap is maxed and not on cd, you have an es hiding in ur woods with full mana, and the rest of ur team carrying tp scrolls rdy to tp to countergank and save u. then u type -ma and realize that vigoss is in the game. Lost.eu eventually got the chance to play against LGD. Sure they lost the game, but when vigoss's lina rambo chased zsmj's dusa from tier 1 till tier 3 tower only to kill him and survive on 9 hp. we all know who really won that game. DC can counter anything a team throws at Ehome. unless there is a vigoss involved. nothing can counter a vigoss. Lost.eu played vs nirvana.cn in smm , and to every one's surprise they won the game: after laning solo against vigoss's tiny, yaphets'sf was too scared to walk outside his own fountain. Vigoss can flame misery on any given day of the week. you can scroll down the game strategy forum of playdota.com and the answer to half of the threads can be ''vigoss''. the answer to the other half is ''ban vigoss''

pms is aegis once vigoss is done with it. - Xishko

vigoss doesnt have a collision size he walks over everyone. - Xishko

Vigoss developed schizophrenia, he named his alter ego Chuck Norris.- STR1D3R, with little help of myself.

-Vigoss can micro Meepo, Chen and Invoker at the same time. Using a touchpad. - pipipr7

Vigoss ganks you and he's fine. - The Clown

Kenshiro:

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If an opponent Drow suddendly says "End my torment", vigoss appears from nowhere and fulfills her wish. vigoss' brain is programmed according to the following 3 directives (accompanied by a mysterious fourth) : 1. "Serve vigoss' fans' trust" 2. "Protect the art of gank" 3. "Uphold his law" 4. (Classified) The fourth directive makes him unable to gank the OCP, the Omni Clean Pure water source, i.e. his fountain. Why does Warcraft 3 require at least 128MB of RAM ? Because it's the RAM quantity needed to count vigoss' average number of ganks per game.

Vigoss can increase his post count without spamming the forums. - ninguem

Chuck Norris decided to play DotA one day. Unfortunately for him, vigoss decided to play DotA that same day.